Come one, and come all (heh) to another lovely giveaway! Today we have five copies of Hellpoint on Switch to give to you lucky folks (courtesy of the fine folks at tinyBuild). Released last year on PC, and back in February fo... read
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Ladies and gents, it is my honor to bring you this one: Prodeus. The game has just released into early access on Steam, but already feels so amazing. If you were a part of the kickstarter, then you're probably gushing like me... read
They remade XIII. Craziness. Awesome craziness, but craziness none the less. I've always had a soft spot for this fps conspiracy fest. Maybe it's Adam West, or ole Smouldering Mulder. Maybe it was the cel shading, which blew ... read
Welcome folks! It's been awhile since I've popped my face up on the ole front page. Wes really needed a night off (he works hard for y'all), so I'm here to bring you some Transformers action (strategy)! We have a copy for Xbox One, Steam, and Nintendo Switch to giveaway (sorry PS4 folk), so let's rollout and see what Transformers: Battlegrounds is all about: read
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It's good to be king... or queen... or is it? Why don't you enter to win a copy and find out!?! Popular kingdom sim/rpg/decision maker Yes, Your Grace is making the jump from Steam to Xbox One and Nintendo Switch tomorrow (Ju... read
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There's not much to say about this masterpiece, that our own Tony "The Italian Tiger" Marzano didn't say in his original review. RUINER is an amazing, visceral, and fun game. One of my personal favorite twin-stick shooters. N... read
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Well howdy partners! Ole Mike here, and I am back with another giveaway for a game that I think is pretty darn neato. Colt Canyon is the title in question, and I think it's quite the banger. It's a top down, wild west, roguel... read
Hello everyone! It's ya boy Phil, back with another sweet contest for you. On today's docket: Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling is making its console debut today. The game a lot of folks were comparing to Paper Mario is fin... read
I'm just going to say this right out the gate: Y'all sleeping on this amazing game. It legit angers me, as it's the best platformer thingy that I've played since Dead Cells. Well, sleep no more, fools. I'm here to toss three copies out to three lucky folks. This is for the Switch version, so if you'd like to play on PC, head over to Steam and buy it (and support these awesome devs). read
[Gallery] Swipe or use arrow keysIf you follow me on Twitter, you know I'm crazy about this series. So it's my extreme pleasure to bring you folks a giveaway for Slothwerks new game: Meteorfall: Krumit's Tale. It's even more so my pleasure, to say that this one is just as good as the mobile game: Meteorfall: Journey (also on iOS, link before is android). read
Hello folks. It's been awhile since I've tossed something your way. Thankfully Wes has more than covered that in the mean time. Today though, I've got 2 NA, and 1 EU copy of Earthfall: Alien Horde to give away for the Nintendo Switch. read
Howdy folks! On today's agenda, we have the lovely game: 12 Is Better Than 6 up for giveaway. The game is releasing on Nintendo Switch today, and what better time to giveaway ten copies each, for the regions listed in the tit... read
Ladies and gentlemen, ready for lift off? How about that cheese? Were ya ready for that? Moving along, who wants to win a copy of the awesome Everspace: Stellar Edition for Switch? read
Here's a fun one! The fine folks at 7levels has given us five copies of their awesome Switch game Castle of Heart, to giveaway to you folks. I enjoyed the game on release, and the devs have continually updated and support the game. In fact, a new update just dropped yesterday! The game is also on sale for 33% off ($10.04 sale price) currently. So what's the game about? Let's look below! read
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Hello ladies and gents. This one is special to my heart, as The Swindle is one of my favorite games ever (I also am keen on all the stuff Dan Marshall touches). I absolutely adore this game. The sneaking, the upgrades, the ne... read
Hello folks! The lovely folks at Sega have given us a copy for each of the consoles! A copy of what you ask? The sequel to the beloved Valkyria Chronicles series, silly! That's right, we have one copy for each system of Valkyria Chronicles 4! Sorry PC folks, maybe if you bug Wes, he'll have something after the weekend though. read
Well hello there, my friends! you didn't think I was going to keep letting Wes have all the fun did you? No, no. We can't have that. Enough about that terrible Taco man though, we are here to celebrate the release of Arm... read
What is summer? I mean besides blaring Hoobastank on your boom boxes, chugging ranch packets, and making out with anime pillows? Games. That's what. And wow... I mean holy crap, do we have something special for you Switch own... read
Ladies and gents, I'm happy as hell to present this giveaway to you all. One of my favorites from Steam this last year, I present Unexplored: Unlocked Edition for your Switch! The game goes portable with all the DLC from the PC version, and is the only thing that can get me to put Dead Cells down. Yes, it's that awesome. read
This one has been a long time coming. I was originally supposed to run this giveaway over a year ago, and it slipped. I slipped. I am truly sorry to everyone involved. That said, this game is fucking awesome. I am truly lucky... read
Well this is awesome. Folks, the lovely people at Batterystaple Games have been gracious enough to gift us with a number of copies of their awesome game: 20XX! We have two PS4 copies for NA, two PS4 copies for EU, two co... read
Ladies and gents, I have another fine game to lavish upon you! Courtesy of the folks at Trese Brothers. Releasing tomorrow (Aug. 1), is Star Traders: Frontiers. The game will be available on Steam for $11.99 (20% discoun... read
Well hello there my friends! It's been awhile since I've graced the ole fp, but I bring with me goodies! Courtesy of the awesome folks at Agent Mega, we have their newest game: Paper Dungeons Crawler up for grabs! The game is... read
Here's another big one for you guys, just in time for Christmas/Holiday fun! The awesome folks at ConsoleTuner.com are at it again: letting you pick your choice of controller (xb360, xb1, PS3 or PS4), and a free console of y... read
If you frequent our C-Blogs (and you should), you might have seen Dtoider Donley posting about the development of his game Boss 101. Well, release day is upon us! Head to Steam and buy yourself a copy of Boss 101, to show som... read
[CONTEST CLOSED] Here's a big one for you guys. No, not that. Heathens. It is arousing to be back though. I meant this contest however. The awesome folks at ConsoleTuner.com are at it again: letting you pick your choice of co... read
[Gallery] Swipe or use arrow keysJust don't have it in me right now to be funny, or churn out a paragraph on what I'm playing, or even why I think the NS is cool. So let's play some games, and have a great weekend. read
Oh hello. How y'all doing? It is that lovely day of Fri. That means it's time to grab a sweaty hooker, some heroin, and have some fun! We could also play games together, but screw that. Sweaty hookers and withdrawls ahoy! We ... read
Vermintide has released on consoles now! Let's all kill rat things and rub genitals! Well, let's at least kill rat things (call me about the genitals though). It's a damn fun game (think L4D, but more ratty and melee), and Parlock enjoyed it! Miss that guy. Oh well, I'll kill some rats in his honor. read
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Say hello to new Steam (and GOG) release Butcher! Game looks pretty damn awesome, and it just so happens that we have some copies to give to you lovely folks! Thanks to the awesome folks at Transhuman Design (check out the site for the prototype version!), we are bestowing 5 of these gifts upon you! Now watch a trailer: read
About PhilKenSebbenone of us since 9:50 PM on 04.21.2009
Formerly known as Miguel Martinez. A total piece of shit, and burning in hell now. He was almost 38 and old, and one of your former Community Managers. He will never be Andy Dixon, but thankfully he will never be Wes either. He probably hates you as well (He's lying about that). He loves the cock though. He used to run The Low(er) Tier, he podcasted (and was on PStoid, led by dudes in pants) and got into development and then fell out of it. He says he enjoys nothing (his fat ass loves tacos though), but his known interests (besides games) are: reading, cooking, dying, hiking, playing with his kids, yelling at old(er) people, collecting various urine samples, stalking Smurfee, bad MSPaint work, thinking about working out, itching his bare butthole and seeing how long he can go without smelling his finger and Batman. He loves old school cars (Chevy), football (Packers & Niners) and of course: Vidya Gamze! You can see him all over the net with the same username, but mainly over at The Takeout.
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
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Fapcasts can be found here
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His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
His favorite games as a wee lass were: SMB3, Gunstar Heroes, Commander Keen, Blake Stone, Doom/Quake, Excitebike, Anything from Sierra/Lucasarts and MK. Now days he barely has times for games. Keen on TBS and Roguelikes still though (Spelunky ftw!). The replayability makes his dick hard. He also is known to be playing FPS online and headshotting your ass. He's always down to game with anyone, so feel free to hit him up on whatever you see I'm on. He's been on Dtoid quite awhile now (almost 10+ years) and has been involved in numerous off the radar things like contests, recaps, Community Managing, fucking dogs and spreading his AIDS. You could find him lurking mainly in the forums (fucking RIP), or on Communitoid, but yeah. Now he's a simple qpost whore. He also checks for spam and spreads his love here and there in cblogs and the fp. He loves you sick bastards. In a sexy non-sexual way. Mainly sexual. You ever need help, or an ear to vent to, DM him.
He is also on that thar Tweetarr @MikeMcPhil. Feel free to hit him up, He is always down to chat or lend an ear to someone in need. Or he'll send you some horrific or weird memes. Your choice.
Him Roberto Planktonfied:
Him Turvey-fied:
A fucking Xeno:
His career interview by Nihil
His Community Interview
Phil on Communitoid
Some Low(er) Tier Podcasts
Fapcasts can be found here
Twitch.tv Profile
His theme from the amazing Alphadeus:
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